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This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!
We have all had bad dates, but this takes the cake.
This just tells you how hard it is to be single nowadays . This
was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the
audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman
ever had.
The winner, Marilyn, described her worst first date experience.
There's absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
Marilyn said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and
the guy had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip
(no overnight). No, not Marilyn. They were strangers, after all,
and truly had never met before.
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were
headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the
mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not
have had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and
in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold
it, which she did for awhile.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there
came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let
her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked
her pants down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow she
didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the
rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic
and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.
All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the
rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became! aware of another
sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady
discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to
mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.
It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to
the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered
her date's concerns about "what was taking so long" with a reply
that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and needed some
assistance"!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he
burst out laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were
faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something
hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the
first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to
get her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to
unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down... or
perhaps that should be "pants down."
And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment: This gives a whole new meaning to being
"pissed off".
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Jay Leno - Funniest Date Story
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Posted 5 years ago #
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ImTheDarkcyde
Memberwow...thats funny for leno, lol
still no conan :DPosted 5 years ago # -
lol, kinda nasty, i would have breathed on each cheek til it came lose, lol :DPosted 5 years ago #
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QUOTE: lol, kinda nasty, i would have breathed on each cheek til it came lose, lol :D
ya, not as quick tho ;)Posted 5 years ago # -
primoadamp
Inactiveahaha funnyPosted 5 years ago # -
3ugene
InactiveYahaha thats funni.. I woulda breathed on it too..Posted 5 years ago #
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