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   Matrix223
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   Chinese Proverbs...otherwise known as the "Confucius" sayings:
   
   Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
   
   Man who run in front of car get tired.
   
   Man who run behind car get exhausted.
   
   Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
   
   Man with one chopstick go hungry.
   
   Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
   
   Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
   
   Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
   
   Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
   
   War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
   
   Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
   
   Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
   
   It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
   
   Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
   
   Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
   
   Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
   
   Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
   
   Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
   
   Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

   Posted 5 years ago #
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   ImTheDarkcyde
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   "Old chinese proverb : If you have nothing better to say, say an old chinese proverb."
   
   thats my favorite :D

   Posted 5 years ago #
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   BrownEyedGirl36963
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   you forgot "man who walk through airport sideways is going to bangkok"..... hehe :)

   Posted 5 years ago #
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   Matrix223
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   Actually, I just did a copy and paste of an email that you sent me from a while ago...dont u remember this ;)

   Posted 5 years ago #
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   blakey32
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   that is soooooooooo funny "man who is registerd to virtualfragment is good". just my one little one

   Posted 5 years ago #
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   blakey32
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   "when man become a moderator he become happy"

   Posted 5 years ago #
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   Matrix223
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   we're not in that much need of a moderator right now, but your on the list to become one when we do....as the popularity grows it will be too much for myself and existing mods to take on. At that time we will review your posts to see if your deserving of it ect.

   Posted 5 years ago #
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   ImTheDarkcyde
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   "posts that stray from the path of on topicness get locked"
   ;)

   Posted 5 years ago #
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   mike2cool
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   thats funny

   Posted 4 years ago #

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