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   hawkeye
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   Three women, 1 blonde, 1 brunette and a red head where running from the police.
   They ran into a shed and hid in some sacks just in time as the cops followed them in.
   The policeman went to the first sack and kicked it, the brunette shouted "Woof" oh its just a dog said the cop.
   He then kicked the second sack "meow" shouted the redhead, oh its just a cat said the cop
   He went to the third sack which had the blonde inside, kicked it hard and in an irish accent the blonde shouted "potato"

   Posted 5 years ago #
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   Matrix223
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   potato? i dont get it.

   Posted 5 years ago #
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   ImTheDarkcyde
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   she thought thats the sound a sack of potatos made.....

   Posted 5 years ago #
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   BrownEyedGirl36963
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   hehe! rob didn't get it because he's a blonde himself, just kidding :p

   Posted 5 years ago #
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   Matrix223
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   you have more then your fair share of blonde moments :p

   Posted 5 years ago #
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   BrownEyedGirl36963
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   yeah I know, and that's what makes dating me so interesting! hehe ;)

   Posted 5 years ago #
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   [OMOH].::|BOBA|::.
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   im a blonde...but im not dumb :)
   ~Boba

   Posted 5 years ago #
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   ImTheDarkcyde
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   i thought potato sacks spoke with a scottish accent

   Posted 5 years ago #
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   [OMOH].::|BOBA|::.
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   why are people always making fun of me for being blonde?
   i think its because im dead sexy :P
   ~Boba

   Posted 5 years ago #
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    BTman_2
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    LOL, you and me both boba ;)

    Posted 5 years ago #
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    ImTheDarkcyde
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    http://imthedarkcyde.shortcutman.net/mr.%20deuel.jpg
    
    
    whos sexy now?!

    Posted 5 years ago #
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    [OMOH].::|BOBA|::.
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    uh...is that you!?
    hahahahahaahahaha!
    ~Boba

    Posted 5 years ago #
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    BTman_2
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    MWAHAHAHAHAA, either that or hes into men and he finds that pic sexy.. :rolleyes:

    Posted 5 years ago #
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    ImTheDarkcyde
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    actually just last week i cut it to approximately "emo length" and dyed it a lighter shade of brown. (but please note i am NOT emo, i was just bored with it)

    Posted 5 years ago #
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    g-unit4lyfe
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    lol at dis

    Posted 5 years ago #
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    3ugene
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    1blonde, 1burnette, 1redhead
    They get stranded on a island and the next closest island is 100yards away...
    The redhead swims 300yards and is to tired so she swims back...
    The burnette swims 30yards and is to tired so she swims back as well..
    The blonde, however, swims 50yards and is to tired and swims back..
    Pwahahahhhaaha ^_^ :D

    Posted 5 years ago #
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    Matrix223
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    not sure I get that one...

    Posted 5 years ago #
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    3ugene
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    QUOTE: not sure I get that one...
    lol.. ok 100 yards.. the blond swims 50.. and swims back thats a total of 100 yards.. lol jeeezz

    Posted 5 years ago #
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    BTman_2
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    whats up with the swimming 300 yards though?

    Posted 4 years ago #
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    Anonymous
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    there was a blonde a brunette and a readhaed walking in the desert and they all brought something with them and theey were stranded they asked the redhead what she braught she said 3 sandwiches we can eat when whe get really hungry then they ask the brunette she said i have 3 waters in case we get very thirsty then the redhead and brunette ask the blonde what shebrought she said i brought a car door so we can roll down the window when it gets very hott

    Posted 4 years ago #
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    avatarkai
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    A blonde goes to a barber and asks for a haircut. The barber asks her to
    take off her headphones, and she says she needs them and can't take
    them off. As he starts to cut her hair, she falls asleep in the chair. The
    barber can't cut her hair correctly with the earphones on, so he removes
    them, and after 30 seconds she drops dead.
    
    Startled by what's happened, he picks up the earphones to listen what
    it was and they said:
    
    "Breath in, breath out. Breath in, breath out..."

    Posted 2 years ago #

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