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Q: what happened to the peanut strolling through the park
A: He was assaulted!
Q: how does a crazy man get through the forest
A: he takes the psycopath
An protron says to a neutron, "I think i lost my car keys!", and the protron says "are you sure?", and gets the response "Im positive".
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assorted short jokes
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ImTheDarkcyde
MemberPosted 5 years ago # -
haha, ...The g/f emailed me this a while ago and found it to still be in my box the other day. Heres some more short ones:
Dad sent this:
Ain't It The Truth....
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own
pants.
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said Implants?"
She hit me.
I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast.
I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.
I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want
to annoy for the rest of your life.
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: Don't pick
that up, you don't know where it's been!"
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will
be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"-
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in
the first place!
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
Don't argue! with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the
difference.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in
prison?
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with
something called LABOR!
Wouldn't you know it...Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells
live forever.
Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments
cannot be displayed in a federal building?
Bumper sticker of the year:
"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a
soldier."Posted 5 years ago # -
Moorte
Inactivelol nice jokesPosted 5 years ago # -
2ndtonone
Inactivewe need to get some black jokes up here, lolPosted 5 years ago # -
well if you have some, just throw them in here!!! :DPosted 5 years ago #
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ImTheDarkcyde
Memberwhy couldnt the police find who stole their toilet?
'cause they had nothing to go onPosted 5 years ago # -
Anonymous
UnregisteredThat was pretty funny
check this bot out __.+*^*+.__.+*^*+.__+*^*+.__.+*^*+__ lol i was in the chat room wondering how and what key's the bot's used to make that imbroidery so I figured it out after about five minutes or so there u go peace my dad wants the computer even though it is mine +( and i bought it l8terPosted 5 years ago # -
3ugene
InactiveQUOTE: haha, ...The g/f emailed me this a while ago and found it to still be in my box the other day. Heres some more short ones:
Dad sent this:
Ain't It The Truth....
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own
pants.
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said Implants?"
She hit me.
I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast.
I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.
I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want
to annoy for the rest of your life.
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: Don't pick
that up, you don't know where it's been!"
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will
be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"-
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in
the first place!
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
Don't argue! with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the
difference.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in
prison?
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with
something called LABOR!
Wouldn't you know it...Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells
live forever.
Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments
cannot be displayed in a federal building?
Bumper sticker of the year:
"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a
soldier."
YAHAHHAAHAHHAHA ty for the laugh.. thats funni ^_^Posted 5 years ago # -
ImTheDarkcyde
Memberis that not.. the largest sig... i've ever seen in my lifePosted 5 years ago # -
3ugene
InactiveQUOTE: is that not.. the largest sig... i've ever seen in my life
Nope.. .you likeE?Posted 5 years ago # -
Any larger then 800 and your account would have been deleted....becareful u dont make sigs too big.Posted 5 years ago #
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3ugene
Inactivewh3w..........Posted 5 years ago #
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