http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ Step Into The Light en Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:30:06 +0000 http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/blondes#post-3378 Sun, 30 Sep 2007 08:37:39 +0000 avatarkai 3378@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ A blonde goes to a barber and asks for a haircut. The barber asks her to<br /> take off her headphones, and she says she needs them and can't take<br /> them off. As he starts to cut her hair, she falls asleep in the chair. The<br /> barber can't cut her hair correctly with the earphones on, so he removes<br /> them, and after 30 seconds she drops dead. <br /> <br /> Startled by what's happened, he picks up the earphones to listen what <br /> it was and they said:<br /> <br /> "Breath in, breath out. Breath in, breath out..." http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/#post-3413 Sun, 30 Sep 2007 08:35:58 +0000 avatarkai 3413@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ A little boy was talking to a judge man about his parents abusing him.<br /> The judge asked the little boy: "Who would you like to live with?<br /> How about the Wolverines?"<br /> <br /> The boy said, "They'll beat me."<br /> The judge then asked, "How about the Buckeyes?"<br /> The boy said again, "They'll beat me too."<br /> <br /> Then the judge said, "How about the Spartans?"<br /> The boy said, "Good idea! They won't beat me. They can't beat anyone!" http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/sausage-joke#post-3411 Tue, 08 May 2007 21:43:45 +0000 darkskyy 3411@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ your kidding, right? lol http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/blodes-are-dumb#post-3407 Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:25:56 +0000 helloU 3407@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ that is actualli quite funni....well done *shakes hand* http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/sausage-joke#post-3410 Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:23:02 +0000 helloU 3410@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ how do you get a sausage down a hill??<br /> <br /> <br /> ....push it!!! LMAO!!! oo i crack myself up!! http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/granny-with-a-machine-gun#post-3409 Sat, 01 Apr 2006 13:03:03 +0000 Matrix223 3409@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ Seen it before :p but ya that is pretty funny http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/granny-with-a-machine-gun#post-3408 Thu, 30 Mar 2006 07:32:16 +0000 Murdo 3408@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ <a href="http://www.break.com/index/grannymachinegun.html">http://www.break.com/index/grannymachinegun.html</a> ...<br /> <br /> Enough said!<br /> <br /> (thanks Funkalicious...) http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/blodes-are-dumb#post-3406 Fri, 24 Mar 2006 22:23:34 +0000 GubWump 3406@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ a brunette is bouncing up and down in the middle of a rail road track saying, 35, 35, 35, 35, 35, 35, 35, 35, 35, 35...etc.<br /> <br /> a blonde walking along spots the brunette and askers her what she is doing.<br /> <br /> the brunette continues to say 35, 35, 35, 35 and bounce up and down in the middle of the rail road track.<br /> <br /> the blonde decides after a monents thinking that the brunette is having fun, so she stands behind the brunette and copies her.<br /> <br /> (for all you horny blokes out there this is the opportune moment to picture thier boobs bouncing up and down :D )<br /> <br /> about 10 minutes later a train comes down the track.<br /> <br /> the brunette steps off the rail road track.<br /> <br /> the blonde is enjoying herself too much and so she is run over by the train :( <br /> <br /> once the train has passed the brunette steps back onto the rail road track and continues to bounce up and down, however this thime she is saying 36, 36, 36, 36, 36, 36, 36,...etc. http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/black-jokes#post-3387 Sat, 18 Mar 2006 13:41:08 +0000 Anonymous 3387@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ what do u call a black hooker with braces a black'n decker pecker recker http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/blondes#post-3377 Sat, 18 Mar 2006 13:31:46 +0000 Anonymous 3377@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ there was a blonde a brunette and a readhaed walking in the desert and they all brought something with them and theey were stranded they asked the redhead what she braught she said 3 sandwiches we can eat when whe get really hungry then they ask the brunette she said i have 3 waters in case we get very thirsty then the redhead and brunette ask the blonde what shebrought she said i brought a car door so we can roll down the window when it gets very hott http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/chinese-proverbs-list#post-3357 Fri, 17 Feb 2006 06:40:15 +0000 mike2cool 3357@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ thats funny http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/army-joke#post-3405 Sat, 04 Feb 2006 17:24:22 +0000 Murdo 3405@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ In the army, Sarge' storms towards Private... <br /> <br /> Sarge: "<i>Why aren't your boots cleaned?</i>"<br /> Private:"You don't give a fuck... "<br /> Sarge:"<i>What do u mean I don't give a fuck...what kind of fucking anwser is that !?! WHY AREN*T YOUR BOOTS CLEANED???!!!!!</i>"<br /> Private: "I ran out of cleaning gel"<br /> Sarge: "<i>I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!!</i>"<br /> Private: "Told you... " http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/mgs-crab-battle#post-3404 Fri, 03 Feb 2006 01:21:19 +0000 Murdo 3404@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ quite amusing, i agree :)<br /> <br /> Direct link:<br /> <br /> <a href="http://uploads.ungrounded.net/content.php?id=239227&name=239227_MGS3CRABBATTLE.swf&title=MGS%203%3A%20Crab%20Battle&date=1138942800&quality=b&uj=0&w=550&h=400">http://uploads.ungrounded.net/content.php?id=239227&name=239227_MGS3CRABBATTLE.swf&title=MGS%203%3A%20Crab%20Battle&date=1138942800&quality=b&uj=0&w=550&h=400</a> http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/mgs-crab-battle#post-3403 Thu, 02 Feb 2006 18:19:14 +0000 mr mangle 3403@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ well, it made me laugh. the battle scene was pretty parp. but i enjoyed the "olio" part and snakes ramblings at the beginning :D http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/mgs-crab-battle#post-3402 Thu, 30 Jun 2005 05:37:27 +0000 Lim The Necromancer 3402@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/239227">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/239227</a><br /> <br /> Some may find it stupid I find it funny. Enjoy the pointless waste. http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/leave-it-to-bush#post-3401 Wed, 15 Jun 2005 21:54:20 +0000 Lim The Necromancer 3401@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ I don't have a life so you people are all that I have. Next to my girlfriend. Thats why I post so much. http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/leave-it-to-bush#post-3400 Wed, 15 Jun 2005 17:25:09 +0000 Vinn3Bo1 3400@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ hey i post too but not that much lol http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/leave-it-to-bush#post-3399 Tue, 14 Jun 2005 20:45:07 +0000 Matrix223 3399@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ Snoochie....I kinda own this site...and provide free support on it as a favor for gamers...... http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/leave-it-to-bush#post-3398 Tue, 14 Jun 2005 19:58:12 +0000 SnoochieBoochies 3398@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ Lim.. and matrix. You guys post on the message boards more then anyone I know. Jesus :confused: http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/leave-it-to-bush#post-3397 Tue, 07 Jun 2005 20:01:13 +0000 Lim The Necromancer 3397@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ Well the school I go to most people are anti bush or are very left winged and for a concervitive like bush to say what he said it's kind of funny stupid too. I just said what I said because I didn't want to offend any one and have them complain about it and be booted from the fourm. I've had that happen before.<br /> <br /> People who could be offended:<br /> Republicans.<br /> Concervitives:<br /> Christians:<br /> Male Homophobic persons:<br /> Geroge W. Bush http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/leave-it-to-bush#post-3396 Tue, 07 Jun 2005 19:56:48 +0000 Matrix223 3396@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ I didnt get it...and there was nothing graphic about it....which i thought there would be based on what u said. http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/leave-it-to-bush#post-3395 Tue, 07 Jun 2005 13:51:38 +0000 Lim The Necromancer 3395@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ <a href="http://gprime.net/flash.php/leaveittobush">http://gprime.net/flash.php/leaveittobush</a> <br /> <br /> This is funny but its a little nasty and weird so you are warned. People who actualy like George W Bush and or small furry animals should not watch this flash. Thanks. :D http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/il-tell-my-daddy#post-3394 Sun, 05 Jun 2005 20:23:15 +0000 ketsk310 3394@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ "Class dismissed!" the teacher yelled but little Johnny doesn't go.<br /> He walks to the teachers desk and says, "Teacher can i go home with you?"<br /> The teacher says "No!"<br /> Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy." <br /> So the teacher says, "Okay."<br /> They get to the teachers house and she says, "Well i'm going to take a quick shower, you sit right here."<br /> "Can i take a shower with you?" he asks.<br /> The teacher says "No!"<br /> Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy." <br /> So the teacher says, "Well okay, I guess." <br /> So their in the shower and little Johnny says, "Can i turn off the lights?"<br /> The teacher says "No!"<br /> Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy." <br /> So the teacher says, "Okay."<br /> So the lights are off and little Johnny says, "Can i stick my finger in your belly button?"<br /> The teacher says "No!"<br /> Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy." <br /> "Well okay." says the teacher, "JOHNNY!, that's not my belly-button!"<br /> "Yeah? and that's not my finger eather!" http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/blondes#post-3376 Fri, 27 May 2005 23:27:00 +0000 BTman_2 3376@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ whats up with the swimming 300 yards though? http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/lil-johnny#post-3393 Thu, 26 May 2005 14:23:26 +0000 Matrix223 3393@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ Heard this one...cant remember where, but good none the less ;) http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/lil-johnny#post-3392 Wed, 25 May 2005 21:40:43 +0000 ketsk310 3392@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ Little Johnny and his father were walking down the street one day, and two ladies bumped into one another in front of them. <br /> The one lady looked at the other and slapped her across the face. "You bitch," yelled the one lady.<br /> Stunned, the lady that was slapped yelled out, "You bag." <br /> Little Johnny, never heard those words before, turns to his dad. "Dad, what are bags and bitches?"<br /> "Oh, that's just another name for women," replied his dad.<br /> "Oh, okay," said Johnny. <br /> The two make it home and Little Johnny follows his dad up to the bathroom to watch his daddy shave. <br /> While shaving, Little Johnny's dad cuts himself. "Oh shit," he said.<br /> "Daddy, what's shit?" asked Little Johnny.<br /> "Oh, that's just another name for shaving your self," replied his father.<br /> Bored, Little Johnny wanders downstairs to find his mother cooking a turkey. As his mother reached into the oven, she burnt her hand. "Fuck!" she yells. <br /> "Mom, what's fuck?" questionned Johnny.<br /> "That's just another word for cooking the turkey."<br /> "Oh, I get it," said Johnny. <br /> All of a sudden, the doorbell rings. "I'll get it!" yells Johnny as he runs to the door. He then opened the door to find a group of old ladies standing outside.<br /> "Hello young man. Are you parents home?" asked the front lady.<br /> "Hello bags and bitches. My dad's upstairs shitting himself and my mom's downstairs fucking the turkey." http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/#post-3390 Sat, 30 Apr 2005 22:02:09 +0000 clan_DBD 3390@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ omg im gonna bust a gut... the pain http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/pig-in-space#post-3391 Thu, 07 Apr 2005 22:45:21 +0000 jokes123 3391@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ <a href="http://www.flash-jokes.com/hot_jokes/pigs-space.htm">http://www.flash-jokes.com/hot_jokes/pigs-space.htm</a>:D <br /> ____________________<br /> <a href="http://www.flash-jokes.com">http://www.flash-jokes.com</a> :eek: http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/#post-3389 Fri, 25 Mar 2005 09:06:08 +0000 madsolsen 3389@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ <b>QUOTE:</b> I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said Implants?"<br /> She hit me.<br /> <br /> i like that one ;) http://gamegate2k.com/forums/topic/black-jokes#post-3386 Fri, 25 Mar 2005 09:04:09 +0000 madsolsen 3386@http://gamegate2k.com/forums/ Hehe... funny...